Therapy Guru Prints

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

Licensed Therapist

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Sir Winston Churchill

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Postwar is hell."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Couples' therapy

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.