Relaxation Gurus Mugs

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

Death takes a holiday.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Lazy Octopus

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Energy saving mode

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Brave explorers of the world"