Retro Retreat Artist Gifts

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Pop Culture for Teens

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

The Old Time Television Channel

"The new house is almost ready!"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Yo, how's it swinging?"