Retro Retreat Artist Gifts

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Pre-Television Man Caves

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The Old Time Television Channel

"The new house is almost ready!"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"