Retro Reflectionist Gifts

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"The overthinker"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Woman looking into a mirror

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"1971... 2015..."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

How Gary got his groove back.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Old songs made new

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."