Retro Revisitor Gifts

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Pop Culture for Teens

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Tourist

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Mick Jagger.

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

'He's a square!'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'