Retro Revisitor Prints

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Tourist

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Old songs made new

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."