Retro Reader Prints

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

Library - 'Books, Flo - when did we stop doing them?'

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are?'

Books: No Batteries Required! Works in Sunlight! Can Be Judged By Cover!

"I see by your copy of 'Newsweek' that Lyndon Johnson has decided not to run for reelection."

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

Aging Magazines

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

Really Big Print

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

"It's the doctor's idea. You can now download out-of-date magazine articles!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Diner.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Gen-Next Library

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The original paperless office

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

You had me at vintage.

Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'