Retro Rerun Researcher Prints

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

You had me at vintage.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Innovate or die.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

How Gary got his groove back.

1998: A Look Back

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

Telephone Box

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

TV repeats.

"I don't tell you how to gather."

Dancing.

Whip-Behind.

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

"I remember when you could order a cup of coffee in two or three words."

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

The circular nature of running wear.

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'