Retro Rebooters Prints

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

You had me at vintage.

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"We're here, Harry."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Innovate or die.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

How Gary got his groove back.

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

'We have to get them out more.'

Dancing.

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

The circular nature of running wear.

"I remember when you could order a cup of coffee in two or three words."

Whip-Behind.

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.