Retro Rebooters Mugs

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

You had me at vintage.

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Ringo releases his latest record.

"We're here, Harry."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Innovate or die.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

How Gary got his groove back.

Computer tech support sacred offering

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'We have to get them out more.'

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time?'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"I see by your copy of 'Newsweek' that Lyndon Johnson has decided not to run for reelection."

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

Dancing.

The circular nature of running wear.

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

Whip-Behind.

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

"I remember when you could order a cup of coffee in two or three words."

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'