Retro Reconnoisseur Gifts

Telephone Box

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Computer Class.

"He's deliciously vintage."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Early on-line shopping

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."