Retro Reconnoisseur Mugs

Telephone Box

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Pop Culture for Teens

Computer Class.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

Edison invents the personal stereo

Early on-line shopping

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."