Retro Reminiscer Mugs

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

" I was never for the eighties."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Where Are They Now?'

'You're always living in the past.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

Griller highlights never gets old

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

The Old Elves Home

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"I can't remember where we're going."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.