Reunion Reminiscer Mugs

"Talk about depressing...I went to my school reunion and even the elephants didn't remember me."

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Did you miss me?

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Mummy?!

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"Same old crowd."

Remember when?... When was that?

'That one was taken on our wedding day, when he was young, handsome and in love. That other one was taken when he was older, more mature and a pain in the neck.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Friends and champagne

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Caf� Scene

There's no place like home for the holidays...

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'