Reunion Reminiscer T-Shirts

"Talk about depressing...I went to my school reunion and even the elephants didn't remember me."

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Did you miss me?

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Mummy?!

"Same old crowd."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

Remember when?... When was that?

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'That one was taken on our wedding day, when he was young, handsome and in love. That other one was taken when he was older, more mature and a pain in the neck.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Friends and champagne

Caf� Scene

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'