Sleep Sanctuary Architect T-Shirts

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Nest building

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

Little Nipper Sandpit

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Yawn

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

Hang the PJ's

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."