Relaxed Retreat Designer Mugs

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Yoga classes door.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The new house is almost ready!"

Scurile travels

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

The Rudges' peaceful home

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Spring Training

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Go away

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."