Quiet-tavern Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'It's quiet in here tonight...'

Club Antisocial

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Shanahan's

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Free Little Library

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Make America Quiet

"Shh, too much racket."

Card night for introverts.

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown

"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."