Taverns Prints

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Joe's Bar - Not responsible for drunks left over 24 hours.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

Shanahan's

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Child In A Bar.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

He was married. She could tell.

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

"I have a female landlubber in every port."