Tavern Visiting Pillows

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"You look good for your age."

'Time? Time's relative.'

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

Shanahan's

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'Do you believe in the hereafter?', 'I'm not sure -- where are we now?'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Child In A Bar.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.