Tavern Regular Pillows

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM.

'Not only do you not have to spend a lot of money to have a good time, you also don't have to have a good time to spend a lot of money.'

'I'm famished, Joe -- bring me something with an olive in it.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Which alcohol delivery system do you recommend this fine evening?

'Not only did life pass me by -- it also wrote down my license plate number!'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"You look good for your age."

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

Shanahan's

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

Child In A Bar.

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.