Pub Team Player T-Shirts

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

STRIP *The Fan * Player Transfers

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Whack A Soul.

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Chick Billiard Ball

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Saloon Selectives

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

Live soccer today.

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

'I've found this lump on my testicle, would you like to have a look?'