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"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale

'You can't come in here with that.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Professional woman in pub

His & hers towels.

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "