Pub Champion Prints

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Surreal ale

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'The Saxon King' pub

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Professional woman in pub

"You lack spontaniety."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

His & hers towels.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"