Drinking Game Champion Gifts

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Peel poker.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Your shout!"

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"I'll bet you can't fly the ship over that fence, do a backwards loop-de-loop, then a barrel roll."

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

"See? I told you it would be more fun settling our differences over a few drinks."

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

"I don't know anything about politics or foreign relations, but I do know that Madelyn Albright's a babe."

"So it wasn't a typo on your profile... You really are a 'big pitcher' kind of guy."

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

"Here's an idea son, stop trying to order our drinks by text and get yourself up to the bar!"

Hey, could you guys take a short break? Bob's gotta make a beer run.

To absent friends. Yours or mine?