Drinks And Darts Champion Gifts

'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Sporting maladies.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.