Drinks And Darts Champion Prints

'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

Sporting maladies.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'