Drink Holder Champion Prints

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"Your shout!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.