Drink Holder Champion Gifts

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Rabbit Punch

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."