Darts Devotee Prints

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Are my feet anywhere near the oche yet?'

Action Re-Drink

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'He's rubbish at darts!'

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Sporting maladies.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Looking Daggers

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"