Pub Darts Fanatic Gifts

'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

William Tell Overture

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Whack A Soul.

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.