Pub Darts Fanatic Gifts

'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"I feel a draft."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

William Tell Overture

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'