Bar Game Master Mugs

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Quiz Night...

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

'You've had enough!'

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

Party games.

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'