Themed Party Goer Gifts

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

Redhead

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Christmas sweater alternatives

Cheers

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Down on Bourbon Street...