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St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Oh my God, Harold! Is it Friday night again already?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Masquerade

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

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Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"It makes you look old."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'