Themed Party Fanatic Pillows

Hoppy Hour 5-7. Seriously? How many people do you get in here who actually dress up as Hopalong Cassidy?

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Prize vegetables.

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

Party Animals.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

All dressed up and no place to go

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."