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"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

Sloaney Pony.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

The devil you know and his plus one

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Monk on the beach

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"Aperitif?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."