Angelic Alcohol Aficionados Pillows

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Halo Frisbee.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Martini Lovers

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Wine Talking

'Good dog.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Is that neat whisky?"

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Working at a brewery.

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

Men drinking

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

'Sorry, no credit, the only free spirit in here is my barmaid.'