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Latte Day Saints

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Surreal Ale Pub.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Heavenly Take Out

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Death of the pope.

Movie Angel

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Heaven - Under New Management.

'When is break time around here?'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angel

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'

Actually, the "you can't take it with you" rule wasn't implemented until somebody wanted to come in with bagpipes.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Inventive Uses of Halo