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'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Surreal Ale Pub.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

Death of the pope.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Movie Angel

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Heaven - Under New Management.

Inventive Uses of Halo

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Angel

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Kids today!"