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Surreal Ale Pub.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"That's our new church mascot."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'