Angel Ale Aficionado Pillows

Surreal Ale Pub.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'