Angelic Alcohol Aficionados Mugs

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Halo Frisbee.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Martini Lovers

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Good dog.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Wine Talking

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Working at a brewery.

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

Men drinking

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'Sorry, no credit, the only free spirit in here is my barmaid.'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'