Angelic Partygoer Mugs

"He's the life and body of the party"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Peel poker.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Monk on the beach

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Death of the pope.

Spring Break!

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'Hi. I'm Major Fixer-Upper.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'