Angelic Amusement Seeker Gifts

Angels smoke outside the Pearly Gates

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Death of the pope.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Heaven - Under New Management.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Plus, it keeps it warm.