Angelic Amusement Gifts

Local News in Heaven

Keyboard in Heaven

Angel sells lightning bolts.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Movie Angel

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"