Celestial Cinephile Gifts

Movie Angel

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'You realize of course everything here is G-rated.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What's an Imax cave?

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Now Playing at the Europlex

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Daniel Craig caricature

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Jennifer Aniston

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'