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'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'You realize of course everything here is G-rated.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Housekeeping?!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

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"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

"I love my luvvie."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

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