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"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

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Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

Robotic Man

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ascent of Machine.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

How am I abducting?

Alien Assumption

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'