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"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

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Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Robotic Man

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Ascent of Machine.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.