Comedic Cinephile T-Shirts

Santa Claus relaxing in a recliner chair watching ‘SLEETLESS IN SEATLE' DVD.

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

What's an Imax cave?

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

May I have the envelope, please?

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Daniel Craig caricature

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Jennifer Aniston

Marcello Mastroianni.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Woody Allen

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.