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"Of course, what I'd really like to do is direct."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

What's an Imax cave?

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Jennifer Aniston

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Daniel Craig caricature

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Marcello Mastroianni.

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Tenafly International Film Festival

Woody Allen